We are a community consisting of mostly warped computer gamers from all over South Africa that have joined together to meet people, and tea-bag them. We do not take games seriously, unless we're playing a clannie. Then we get all serious-like and start team killing our team mates and tea-bagging them. Even if they're not dead. We're odd like that.

If you're looking for serious hardcore players, then this clan is not for you.

We just want to have fun, and hopefully kick some virtual ass while doing it. If we don't kick ass, we sulk a lot, and mope on the forums, generally making the place all smelly. And don't even get me started on that voicy guy...

If we lose a game, we wear icey undies for awhile and when someone notices us, we keep really quiet, look away and cough. We've been known to hide in bushes. I'm just not telling what has happened while people have been hiding in the alleged bushes. Yes, we allege that they were bushes. We're not saying nuffink.

If we win, we make sure to expound our virtues at every opportunity. We also puff out our chests, and pat each other on the bums like the cricketers do, BNITPMKOW* (But Not In That Prison Movie Kind Of Way) (Ok, maybe some are ITPMKOW, but not all). And don't even get me started on that RocketBoy fella.